Welcome to the Post-Thanksgiving edition of Archrival | Dachis Group Presents: Buzz of the Week.

Now that the tryptophan has worn off, the Black Friday insanity has subsided, and you no longer have to endure awkward conversations about politics with your inebriated Uncle Chauncey, you’re back in the office and faced with a mountain of work. Well, allow us to give you a little distraction.

• These guys are bat-shit crazy. And India’s Got Talent is way more badass than America’s. WARNING: AWESOME A little bit of blood.

• The Archrival Knife Drop.

• Halleluiah! A miracle in the booze aisle.

• Sometimes karma will just slap you in the face.

• Jesus Christ in Richmond Park!

• Email addresses that would be really annoying to give out over the phone.

• You had one job, Phil. One job!

• Something about those turkey cakes looks vaguely familiar.