Welcome to this week’s edition of Archrival | Dachis Group Presents: Buzz of the Week.

Well, amigos, it’s the final workday of the year which means the majority of you are probably spending today in sweatpants while parked in front of your Xbox or PS3 chewing up whatever’s left of your PTO hours.

For the rest of us, let’s take a quick five from our compilation of noble resolutions we have no plans to actually stick to, and marvel over the greatest start-up company ever, cringe at some disturbing brain teasers, laugh at kids getting scarred for life, and discover another reason why it’s always awesome to put clothes on a dog.

Happy New Year everyone!

• Well, it is a valid argument.
• Why so serious?
• Yes, this was an actual White Elephant gift at the Archrival | Dachis Group Christmas Party.
• Not sure if this is the best or worst field trip ever.
• This is straight-up awesome, but I still don’t like their cars.
• The Win/Luck compilation of 2011!
• This is what happens when you put pants on a dog.
• Another wonderful text from Bennett.
• Reason #312 why Archrivalers shouldn’t be allowed to have sharpies.